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[The Valkyrie]

Where do you stand on the electric chair?

Interesting question. I am pro-death penalty, but I really don't like the elaborate methods we have to execute it (my state has lethal injection with the gas chamber as a backup, for example). Belarus is right to just use a pistol, and to keep the proceedings quiet. Not sure how humane their trials are, though.

When asked that question I just respond with, "Next to the switch".