(September 30, 2016 at 1:13 pm)Aegon Wrote:(September 30, 2016 at 1:09 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is the surname of all eggs Dumpty?
Are kings horses and kings men the usual egg fixing procedure?
Are you prone to wall sitting?
Responding to this on behalf of all of the world's eggkin, I'm incredibly offended by that nursery rhyme. Nowhere in the text does it imply that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. Why did they make him an egg? Because eggs are fragile? Because we can't take care of ourselves? Why were we just sitting on a wall, is that meant to imply that we're lazy? It is without a doubt the most racist and damaging interpretations of eggs out there, but it's so common. Everybody knows it! It disgusts me, truly.
Quote:So, you might be asking, what was Humpy Dumpty? Well, if you believe several historians, Humpty Dumpty was actually the nickname of a cannon used during the English Civil War of 1642–1649. In 1648, the English city of Colchester was under the control of a group known as the Royalists, who wished for King Charles I to be able to rule the country without Parliament. In order to fortify the city against attack from the Parliamentarians (the group who supported Parliament and wished to oust Charles I), they erected several large cannons on the walls surrounding the city.
On June 15, 1648, the cannon referred to as “Humpty Dumpty” was positioned on the walls. By this time, the Parliamentarians had surrounded and laid siege to the city, so Humpty was used to bombard the enemy and prevent a full-scale assault. However, on July 14 or 15, a Parliamentarian cannonball blew apart the wall underneath Humpty Dumpty. This collapsed the fortification and sent Humpty Dumpty tumbling to the ground. Due to its size, none of the king’s horses and none of the king’s men were able to recover the cannon. On August 28, the city fell to the Parliamentarians, who eventually triumphed and toppled King Charles I in 1649, thus ending the war.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
