1. I'd rather die than be tortured.
2. Sooner lose one leg than both arms.
3. The never-ending erection sounds like tonnes o' fun, but there's no way I'd settle for a measly nine inches.
4. Blindfold.
5. Depends on the type of gas, really.
My question: Would you rather have three days of unrestricted, consequence-free sex with the celebrity of your choice, or be smacked in the belly with a wet fish? Think carefully before you answer.
Boru
2. Sooner lose one leg than both arms.
3. The never-ending erection sounds like tonnes o' fun, but there's no way I'd settle for a measly nine inches.
4. Blindfold.
5. Depends on the type of gas, really.
My question: Would you rather have three days of unrestricted, consequence-free sex with the celebrity of your choice, or be smacked in the belly with a wet fish? Think carefully before you answer.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
