1. I'd rather die than be tortured.
2. Sooner lose one leg than both arms.
3. The never-ending erection sounds like tonnes o' fun, but there's no way I'd settle for a measly nine inches.
4. Blindfold.
5. Depends on the type of gas, really.
My question: Would you rather have three days of unrestricted, consequence-free sex with the celebrity of your choice, or be smacked in the belly with a wet fish? Think carefully before you answer.
Boru
2. Sooner lose one leg than both arms.
3. The never-ending erection sounds like tonnes o' fun, but there's no way I'd settle for a measly nine inches.
4. Blindfold.
5. Depends on the type of gas, really.
My question: Would you rather have three days of unrestricted, consequence-free sex with the celebrity of your choice, or be smacked in the belly with a wet fish? Think carefully before you answer.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
