Would you rather

[Excited Penguin]

1.  I'd rather die than be tortured.

2.  Sooner lose one leg than both arms.

3.  The never-ending erection sounds like tonnes o' fun, but there's no way I'd settle for a measly nine inches.

4.  Blindfold.

5.  Depends on the type of gas, really.

My question:  Would you rather have three days of unrestricted, consequence-free sex with the celebrity of your choice, or be smacked in the belly with a wet fish?  Think carefully before you answer.

Boru

I'll take the fish. You wanna know why? Because it will make me so mad I didn't take the former that I'll seek to achieve it on my own

or else do something even better