Signs you're a fundamentalist Christian

[Cinjin]

I'm a fundamentalist and only six of your statmants even come close to what I believe.

which 6?

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Nice!

These are my personal pics for TOP 10.

(given in order least to best)


10. You think that earthquakes hitting San Francisco or Hurricane Katrina destroying New Orleans were God's divine punishment, but whenever a tornado levels a town in the bible belt, it's just a natural disaster. Christian: God's mercy sure is great. No one in MY family died.

9. You promote adoption over abortion, but are against allowing gay couples to adopt children. Christian: Children need the sanctity and beauty of a loving relationship that only god can provide.

8. You think God hates all the same people you do. Christian: God, give us victory today over our foes ... the Green Bay Packers.

7. You believe that freedom of religion as guaranteed in the First Amendment only pertains to Christians.Christian: Clearly, Christianity is the path to god .... we're just trying to make that path unencumbered by keeping other religions quiet!

6. You call Islam a violent religion, but conveniently ignore Christianity's own violent past of the Crusades, Inquisitions, witch burnings, Sectarian violence in Northern Ireland, abortion clinic bombings, and current Christian militant groups like the Army of God, Hutarees, and various Christian Identity Militias. Christian: I don't know what you're talking about. The church does the will of the Lord, and therefore it CANNOT be flawed!

5. You claim to follow Jesus' teachings, but ignore the parts about loving thy enemy, turning the other cheek, and selling everything you have and giving the money to the poor. Christian: We adhere to the part about giving 10% ... after taxes. That's really all god wanted anyway.

4. You claim that the bible is totally inerrant and true, including the parts about a talking snake, where it says that bats are birds, insects have four legs, a flat earth, a firmament in the sky, and an impossible global flood/ark story. Christian: All proven to be completely true. I don't understand why you're confused. The Bible does not lie.

3. You believe that God gave man free will, but we have to follow a strict set of rules he created in order to avoid eternal torture in Hell. Christian: I see no problem. God gave man free will. Therefore we are free to do whatever god wants! What?! It makes total sense!!

2. You state that the universe couldn't have been created from nothing, but you believe that God created the universe from nothing. Christian: God's power is so amazing that we just cannot understand it. We're just too small and insignificant and it's best just not to think about it.

1. You claim that the mind of God is unknowable, but you seem to know everything God likes and dislikes. Christian: Yeah, we know this because the Bible TELLS us. When you become a "child of god", you to can know everything that God likes and dislikes. It's like the best exclusive club ever!