Trump will attack Hillary on stage during the third debate, grabbing her by the pussy and knocking her to the floor. She'll end up with a bad enough concussion that she won't be able to hold office if elected, and Trump will get 3 months probation. Kaine and Pence will be found incompetent, and a whole new election campaign will have to be mounted; in the interim, "Lord of the Flies" Obama will remain in office. I think I've captured all the topicality with this, though I may have missed a bit. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
