RE: Pence's Plane Slides Off Runway in NY
October 27, 2016 at 11:47 pm
(This post was last modified: October 27, 2016 at 11:47 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
"Mike, this is God."
"God? My Lord and Saviour?!"
"Yeah, that'd be me, Mike. Settle down, I'm not going to hit you with a thunderbolt just yet. But I wanted to talk to you about something."
"What would that be, Lord?"
"This thing tonight, with the airplane -- "
" -- yes? -- "
"I don't want to have to tell you again."
"Tell me what, Lord?"
"You're playing second-fiddle to a cunt, Michael. I don't like him, no one likes him, even Lucifer thinks he's ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag ... but here you are running around the country trying to glorify him. You know I don't like cocksuckers, Mike -- and you're being a cocksucker. Capice?"
"So --"
"That's right. Next time, this will happen at Logan. Straighten up and fly right, damn it."
"God? My Lord and Saviour?!"
"Yeah, that'd be me, Mike. Settle down, I'm not going to hit you with a thunderbolt just yet. But I wanted to talk to you about something."
"What would that be, Lord?"
"This thing tonight, with the airplane -- "
" -- yes? -- "
"I don't want to have to tell you again."
"Tell me what, Lord?"
"You're playing second-fiddle to a cunt, Michael. I don't like him, no one likes him, even Lucifer thinks he's ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag ... but here you are running around the country trying to glorify him. You know I don't like cocksuckers, Mike -- and you're being a cocksucker. Capice?"
"So --"
"That's right. Next time, this will happen at Logan. Straighten up and fly right, damn it."
