Pence: You know god... you could just kill Trump. Then I'd be your candidate.
God: *laughs uncontrollably*
Pence: Uhh... God?
God: Oh sorry, is this still on? Well this is awkward
Pence: You want me to be President right? That's what you said.
God: Did I? I don't remember that.
Pence: Now that I think about it... you do sound different. How do I know you're really god?!
Lucifer: STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME SATAN!
Pence: Oh thank god, you're still here! Phew. For a moment there I thought God was talking to me.
Lucifer: Worry not child, you will be President.
God: Jesus Fucking Christ... Luci. You can't keep telling the GOP I want them to be President.
Lucifer: It's not my fault they haven't caught on yet.
God: *laughs uncontrollably*
Pence: Uhh... God?
God: Oh sorry, is this still on? Well this is awkward
Pence: You want me to be President right? That's what you said.
God: Did I? I don't remember that.
Pence: Now that I think about it... you do sound different. How do I know you're really god?!
Lucifer: STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME SATAN!
Pence: Oh thank god, you're still here! Phew. For a moment there I thought God was talking to me.
Lucifer: Worry not child, you will be President.
God: Jesus Fucking Christ... Luci. You can't keep telling the GOP I want them to be President.
Lucifer: It's not my fault they haven't caught on yet.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
