(November 3, 2016 at 2:26 am)Minimalist Wrote:(November 2, 2016 at 8:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Anything bathroom humor to me is hilarious, though I don't fart.
Quote:An old lady visited her doctor for help with a problem.
"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?"
The doctor replied, "Here, take one of these pills every morning and then come see me in a week."
A week later, the old lady came back to the doctor and she was upset. "Doctor, those pills didn't help - they made it worse! I'm still farting, but now they stink something fierce!"
The doctor replied, "Calm down, ma'am. Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."
Bahahahaha. Nice!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
-walsh
