RE: What's everyone cooking for turkey day?
November 18, 2016 at 9:02 pm
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2016 at 9:04 pm by Whateverist.)
(November 18, 2016 at 8:48 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: There are fake mashed potatoes?
For a fact, instant ones from a box. One of the first things I learned to make too. First time I got laid I had my girlfriend over to my first apartment where I cooked her dinner: fake mashed potatoes, canned corn, hot dogs and pop open tube biscuits. Had not one clue how gauche it was. Zip. Hahaha. Just remembered that after the first round of sex I turned on the television to see the second half of a basketball game. She didn't care, she'd just cum during sex for the first time. She was one of that rare breed of women for whom multiples are possible from intercourse alone. Man did I ever get set up for some unreasonable expectations after that. Ended up marrying that one.
Pro tip: good sex is no where near enough. One of many things I didn't know at 21. (Yeah, I was a pretty old virgin.)
