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My turkey is bigger than yours.......
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That got your attention.
HAPPY TURKEY DAY....... Going over to my mom's gonna have some local pre made deli meal, no muss no fuss, hang out with her and watch the Panthers hopefully beat Dallas. 
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Sorry Brian, my first thought on reading your thread title was picturing my Doc Johnson model 34 butt plug, with realistic veining and retractable/pose-able foreskin, with extended run time Li-ion power pack and EnergyStar certified wall charger, inserted up to the gunwhales in your, er, turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone !!! May Anusius bless all your BMs tomorrow !!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Considering I'm not having turkey today, I think everyone's got me beat.
I am, however making pork and sauerkraut in my crock pot. Gotta get inventive when there's no oven present. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(November 26, 2015 at 11:07 am)mh.brewer Wrote: My wife started out the day singing this. Awesome way to start any day. Weird Al rocks! (November 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(November 26, 2015 at 11:07 am)mh.brewer Wrote: My wife started out the day singing this. She's still doing it. Subs turkey for chicken. Have some more turkey, have some more pie, ............
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Happy Turkey Day!
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Have to go now. Turkey day dogs are on the tele.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
My bird was only 14 lbs.
But it was so fucking juicy and tasty.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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