The prestigious "Pointless Solutions To Nonexistent Problems" contest

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Welcome to the first PSTNeP contest, where we showcase the most ridiculous and purposeless products or services guaranteed to reduce the misery of those pesky little annoyances that you never even knew you had!

Coke takes an impressive early lead here, with the release of the Selfie Bottle. This revolution in artificial beverage containment

contains a built-in camera at its base and includes a sensor to detect when the bottle tilts 70 degrees during a sip, at which point the camera will snap a photo of the user mid-drink.

Even better, you can share the photos of yourself enjoying a Coke on Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat.

“It really does the trick and makes the partygoers more present and active during the event, knowing they can share their special moments just by drinking,” the company’s marketing agency told the Drum.

I can see where this is going and I can see the first beer commercial going down that road.

Make an even bigger ass of yourself by posting your boozing habits on Assbook. You know, when you misbehave it has to go on assbook in order for your current employer to fire you, every future employer giving you a wide berth and for us to make a shitload of money by pestering you with ads.