(November 23, 2016 at 4:58 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(November 23, 2016 at 1:15 pm)Whateverist Wrote: You know, in all our talk of poop here there is one important confront we haven't discussed pooping in the woods. I personally had trouble with that early on but overcame it. Had to laugh at my poor younger brother though on a camping trip together years ago. I get to see all our family foibles in him. Poor bastard nearly popped trying to get back to use campground toilet.
I've pooped in the woods a few times. The most recent being 3 years ago when we went hiking in Colorado. We packed tissues for wiping because we knew we'd have to poop at some point during our 15 mile hike up and down the mountain. I had no problem with it, as my poops are always one very healthy log that comes out clean in a matter of seconds.
Now I'm jealous. Do you attribute that to your Catholicism? Maybe if I were less thoroughly hirsute I would convert. So, guess not.