(November 20, 2016 at 7:54 pm)Aegon Wrote: I'm at a mythological monster party. There's a cute cyclops across the room, but I can't tell if she's winking at me or just blinking.
When people try to sympathize about my missing eye, I always say, 'It isn't that bad, really. The only trouble is that when I wink at a pretty girl, she thinks I'm falling asleep.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax