I like your 2-4's... sticky posts, broken links (well I don't like broken links but you know what I mean
), maybe just "stupid polls" without the 'more' for syllable count, walls of text, and 5 brand new threads. The word Mafia looks like it's got too many syllables to fit in anywhere. And of the others, flamers flaming and maybe "double postings" plural would sound a bit better in context?
