This is incontrovertible proof that God is evil. God does not live by his own golden

[Edwardo Piet]

If you don't know how people wish to be treated, one of the best ways is to ask

I certainly prefer opening my own doors.

So if we're walking into a building and I notice you're behind me, I'm going to let the door slam in your face instead of keeping it open for an extra second. Got it.

No lol, I just meant generally speaking. When some fucker stops to do things for me they often just slow me down and make me feel condescended.

I hold doors open for other people because most people like it and I'm not slow as fuck, hehe. People thank me. I'm nice and non-sanctimonious about it.