Finally.. a religious book that has a chapter titled "The Clear Proof".
Can you believe it?!?!!??! It is finally here, all of you skeptics and atheists..the CLEAR PROOF you have been looking for from the creator of the universe!!!!1!!!!1!111!1!eleventyone!!!
Wait..the ..what...unrealistic punishments for those who do not, and unrealistic rewards for those who did, follow the earlier orders?
Thats it?!?!?!
Where the fuck is "THE CLEAR PROOF!"
Honestly.. this chapter of the Quran makes Islamics look like a bunch of fucking idiots who dont know what the definition of "Proof" means.
They call this "poetic"
For being written by an all powerful deity, I can easily and honestly say "I AM NOT IMPRESSED!"
Can you believe it?!?!!??! It is finally here, all of you skeptics and atheists..the CLEAR PROOF you have been looking for from the creator of the universe!!!!1!!!!1!111!1!eleventyone!!!
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98: The Clear ProofYES...FINALLY!!!!!
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98:1 Those who disbelieve among the People of the Scripture and the idolaters could not have left off (erring) till the clear proof came unto them,Preach it Allah and Mohammad..Preach it!
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98:2 A messenger from Allah, reading purified pages..man those pages were so sparkly clean! Just wondering how they stayed that way back in a time of no toilet paper or soap?
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98:3 Containing correct scriptures.Absolutely, 100% correct and fallacy free!!!!
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98:4 Nor were the People of the Scripture divided until after the clear proof came unto them.This CLEAR PROOF has converted MILLIONS!!!!1!1!!1!
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98:5 And they are ordered naught else than to serve Allah, keeping religion pure for Him, as men by nature upright, and to establish worship and to pay the poor-due. That is true religion.umm..yeah...we are getting orders before the CLEAR PROOF? The unbeliever can and have also paid the poor due... they arent religious.
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98:6 Lo! those who disbelieve, among the People of the Scripture and the idolaters, will abide in fire of hell. They are the worst of created beings.Where is the clear proof? Allah apparently isnt much of a creator of beings is he?
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98:7 (And) lo! those who believe and do good works are the best of created beings.Atheists and other people from other Relilgions other than Islamic have done good things, and those religious people believed as well. We atheists were stauch in our beliefs that you Muslims, along with everyone else religion wise, were DEAD WRONG.
The clear Proof / Quran / Surah 98 Wrote:98:8 Their reward is with their Lord: Gardens of Eden underneath which rivers flow, wherein they dwell for ever. Allah hath pleasure in them and they have pleasure in Him. This is (in store) for him who feareth his Lord.
Wait..the ..what...unrealistic punishments for those who do not, and unrealistic rewards for those who did, follow the earlier orders?
Thats it?!?!?!
Where the fuck is "THE CLEAR PROOF!"
Honestly.. this chapter of the Quran makes Islamics look like a bunch of fucking idiots who dont know what the definition of "Proof" means.
They call this "poetic"
For being written by an all powerful deity, I can easily and honestly say "I AM NOT IMPRESSED!"
