If I can have anything at all, I want The Gams of My Dreams. Ankle surgery and plastic surgery might be involved, but for starters I'll go with simple non-invasive stuff and escalate to heavy-duty interventions as required. Sick and tired of those poor limbs carrying much more than their fair share for all these years.
I blame genetics. *shakes fist at random ancestor*
I blame genetics. *shakes fist at random ancestor*
