Catholic humor
June 24, 2011 at 12:18 am
(This post was last modified: June 24, 2011 at 12:48 am by liferocks.)
Hey, I was born a Catholic, baptized a Catholic (not my choice), and raised a Cahtolic. My mom is still a devout Catholic but I'm know she won't mind this. Great nun joke I just found in cybersapce and have to share:
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver can't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he says, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She says to him, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that would offend me."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She says back, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver gets really excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun gives him a kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver can't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he says, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She says to him, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that would offend me."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She says back, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver gets really excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun gives him a kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU BELIEVE, THE GREATEST GIFT TO MANKIND IS THE GIFT OF LIFE.
