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It happened again...
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RE: It happened again...
(January 10, 2017 at 1:12 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: You old hands know my story. I'm your resident blindie. You also know my dad is a deacon at a  Penecostal church here in Cleveland. Well me being daddy's girl and wanting to make him happy I decided it wouldn't hurt anything to go to church with him this past Sunday. We were supposed to go first of the year but got a bug. Anyway I sat at the back because my bible is on my phone and I didn't want to be a distraction and I'm already quite obvious in a church of only 40 people. Pastor Singleton whom I normally get along with quite well, and I never thought would embarrass me, did the usual pass the plate, then call to altar. Well in such a small church no one actually comes to the altar. He just comes down the rows. My mother stood up. He comes over to her and I thought he was going say some simple generic bless Sister Sample and her family blah blah... But NO!! He goes on! "Call down a healing on her child! That this infirmity cease. Blah blah. God did not intend blah blah" Well my ears were ringing with rage. I was humiliated. I remember white flashing in front of me. Somehow I made it outside and to the car by myself. And I guess he let church out early after I stormed out. They found me by the car. I think I yelled something about not being anyone's Tiny Tim and they could find their inspiration porn elsewhere. I'm big time at the end of my rope for dealing with with religious people looking down on me. Im not less than anyone. Any advice on how to deal with this more calmly?

Stand up quickly and shout "LORDY, LORDY GOD IS REAL FOR I AM HEALED" really lay it on thick, then after a suitably funny amount of time go "not really" and sit down.
Bet they don't do it again.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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It happened again... - by BrokenQuill92 - January 10, 2017 at 1:12 am
RE: It happened again... - by SteelCurtain - January 10, 2017 at 1:34 am
RE: It happened again... - by Minimalist - January 10, 2017 at 1:35 am
RE: It happened again... - by BrokenQuill92 - January 10, 2017 at 2:04 am
RE: It happened again... - by c172 - January 10, 2017 at 1:39 am
RE: It happened again... - by Astonished - January 10, 2017 at 1:58 am
RE: It happened again... - by Minimalist - January 10, 2017 at 2:06 am
RE: It happened again... - by robvalue - January 10, 2017 at 2:07 am
RE: It happened again... - by BrokenQuill92 - January 10, 2017 at 2:25 am
RE: It happened again... - by brewer - January 10, 2017 at 1:00 pm
RE: It happened again... - by Godschild - January 10, 2017 at 2:21 am
RE: It happened again... - by Cato - January 10, 2017 at 2:23 am
RE: It happened again... - by Whateverist - January 10, 2017 at 9:29 am
RE: It happened again... - by ukatheist - January 10, 2017 at 9:19 am
RE: It happened again... - by Crossless1 - January 10, 2017 at 11:03 am
RE: It happened again... - by BrokenQuill92 - January 10, 2017 at 11:26 am
RE: It happened again... - by vorlon13 - January 10, 2017 at 11:13 am
RE: It happened again... - by Minimalist - January 10, 2017 at 11:34 am
RE: It happened again... - by Edwardo Piet - January 10, 2017 at 1:03 pm
RE: It happened again... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 10, 2017 at 1:12 pm
RE: It happened again... - by AceBoogie - January 10, 2017 at 1:15 pm
RE: It happened again... - by BrokenQuill92 - January 10, 2017 at 4:33 pm
RE: It happened again... - by AceBoogie - January 10, 2017 at 4:41 pm
RE: It happened again... - by downbeatplumb - January 10, 2017 at 6:01 pm
RE: It happened again... - by Athene - January 11, 2017 at 11:43 am
RE: It happened again... - by BrokenQuill92 - January 11, 2017 at 12:38 pm
RE: It happened again... - by Godschild - January 12, 2017 at 1:09 am
RE: It happened again... - by Athene - January 12, 2017 at 1:40 am
RE: It happened again... - by Godschild - January 12, 2017 at 3:17 am
RE: It happened again... - by Crossless1 - January 12, 2017 at 10:47 am
RE: It happened again... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 1:10 am
RE: It happened again... - by Athene - January 12, 2017 at 5:11 pm
RE: It happened again... - by BrokenQuill92 - January 12, 2017 at 7:17 pm
RE: It happened again... - by Athene - January 12, 2017 at 7:30 pm
RE: It happened again... - by Rhondazvous - January 13, 2017 at 8:00 pm
RE: It happened again... - by The Grand Nudger - January 13, 2017 at 8:34 pm
RE: It happened again... - by Cecelia - January 14, 2017 at 2:13 am
RE: It happened again... - by Rhondazvous - January 14, 2017 at 9:22 am
RE: It happened again... - by brewer - January 14, 2017 at 9:58 am

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