questions for a christian

[Faith No More]

Oh juicey.

So basically the truth is the word. The Christian Bible. The bible actually contains a lot of really really  awesome understandings and advice on how to live.

What do you think about the fact that a lot of those "awesome understandings and advice on how to live" are actually plagiarized from older Asian philosophers?

hmmmmm accident of birth. I'm sure life is all an accident right. The odds that earth would exist are actually scientifically labelled impossible unless given an infinite amount of tries or opportunity and last i checked the universe is expanding so it probably doesn't go on for infinite. That's just the possibility for our rock to be in the exact space it is from the sun in order to hold life. this is not including the tilt or wide array of material on the periodic table or the gravity/ size of earth or the atmosphere or placement of our sun in our galaxy. An argument for this is that there are different kinds of life able to be formed on different planets they are just micro. the thing is. we havent found any micro. so thats a theory.

but yeah im sure its all just an accident.

also I wasn't born christian. I could be an atheist. My location is certainly on point for that.

Oh, you're one of those Christians. Never mind.

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I especially like the proscriptions on how to beat your slave properly, and also the one about what happens when your daughter gets raped. In this PC culture we live in now, women are all uppity and think they can just say whatever they want, too. Thank goodness the Bible gives us advice on that, too.

Just chock full of solid advice on how to live your life.

And don't forget the thoughtcrime. Remember, thinking about something is just as bad as doing it.