There were three men in a bar. One was blind. One was deaf. One was in a wheel chair.
Jesus came in and put his hands on the blind man’s eyes. The man’s eyes popped open.
Blind man: Oh wow! I can see the boogers up an ant’s nose.
Then Jesus put his hands on the deaf man’s ears. The man’s ears popped open.
Deaf man: Oh wow! I can hear a gnat piss on cotton.
Then Jesus reached out for the man in the wheel chair, but he pulled back.
Man in wheelchair: Don’t touch me. I’m on disability.
Jesus came in and put his hands on the blind man’s eyes. The man’s eyes popped open.
Blind man: Oh wow! I can see the boogers up an ant’s nose.
Then Jesus put his hands on the deaf man’s ears. The man’s ears popped open.
Deaf man: Oh wow! I can hear a gnat piss on cotton.
Then Jesus reached out for the man in the wheel chair, but he pulled back.
Man in wheelchair: Don’t touch me. I’m on disability.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.