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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
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Stupid, pretentious and overlong thread title
(January 14, 2017 at 8:28 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 8:09 am)Alex K Wrote: I read the OP, and it turned me into a Christian. Praise Jesus, who died for our sins. What a guy!

A Christian that lacks belief in God?

Hold on - didn't you just get done proving that all religious (xtians included) lack belief in "God"? Isn't that the entire fucking point of this thread?

Could it be that you don't find you convincing either?

(January 14, 2017 at 8:28 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: It appears the three steps in the original post hold.

Oh, apparently not.

Add cognitive dissonance to your already impressive list of skills.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Messages In This Thread
Stupid, pretentious and overlong thread title - by Cyberman - January 14, 2017 at 2:28 pm
Jordan's Horseshit - by Thumpalumpacus - January 18, 2017 at 5:05 am
Stupid fucking title - by Cyberman - January 18, 2017 at 7:54 pm

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