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Why can't Christians Verify Exactly Where Jesus Was Buried?
RE: Why can't Christians Verify Exactly Where Jesus Was Buried?
(January 15, 2017 at 10:13 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(January 15, 2017 at 10:00 am)chimp3 Wrote: Right! I have read that one. Jesus gives enemas to his followers. This book was "channeled" by a psychic.It's full of belly laughs. I recommend it highly too, lil rik!


Gee, now I finally found an expert in the akashic records and the missing years of Jesus.

Chimp you are my savior.  Worship
Can you please explain to LR these things.  Thanks
Certainly lil rik! If you want to master the Jesus method of giving enemas consult "The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus Christ".

However , if you want to learn about the lost years of Jesus's life we must consult St. John of Paradise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9BRia7J9P4
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Why can't Christians Verify Exactly Where Jesus Was Buried? - by chimp3 - January 15, 2017 at 10:34 am

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