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Satan Stole My Waffle
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
Satan's involvement in breakfast is well established. I encountered the truth when someone handed me my first plate of fried chicken and waffles -- a combination both tempting and somehow entirely wrong. I gave in and ate it but immediately regretted my weakness and have foresworn the diabolical dish ever since.

Fried chicken? Any time. Waffles? Damn right, stack a couple more on there. But together? Get behind me . . . .

However, judging by the Sunday brunch buffets I've been to in Baton Rouge, there are a lot of Baptists who are willing to play Russian Roulette with their souls.
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Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 10:09 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 17, 2017 at 10:30 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 11:44 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 17, 2017 at 3:03 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Ben Davis - January 17, 2017 at 10:35 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 17, 2017 at 10:39 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Faith No More - January 17, 2017 at 11:01 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 11:34 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Faith No More - January 17, 2017 at 2:12 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by LastPoet - January 17, 2017 at 11:03 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by brewer - January 17, 2017 at 11:08 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 17, 2017 at 11:08 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 11:27 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 11:30 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 11:52 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 17, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 17, 2017 at 11:48 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 17, 2017 at 3:14 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 1:10 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 1:44 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 1:51 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 17, 2017 at 3:19 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 3:35 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 17, 2017 at 1:58 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 2:04 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 17, 2017 at 3:06 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 17, 2017 at 3:37 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 17, 2017 at 3:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 17, 2017 at 3:14 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by account_inactive - January 17, 2017 at 3:19 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 17, 2017 at 3:20 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by account_inactive - January 17, 2017 at 3:41 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by brewer - January 17, 2017 at 3:24 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Minimalist - January 17, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by ignoramus - January 17, 2017 at 6:05 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 6:24 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Pat Mustard - January 23, 2017 at 7:46 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by energizer bunny - January 17, 2017 at 9:00 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 18, 2017 at 3:38 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by AceBoogie - January 17, 2017 at 10:00 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Fireball - January 18, 2017 at 12:58 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 18, 2017 at 2:36 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 18, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by ignoramus - January 18, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 19, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 19, 2017 at 8:10 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 19, 2017 at 9:02 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by LastPoet - January 19, 2017 at 10:09 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by I_am_not_mafia - January 19, 2017 at 1:56 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 19, 2017 at 4:14 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 19, 2017 at 2:59 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 19, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 19, 2017 at 3:38 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by ignoramus - January 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 20, 2017 at 5:06 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Fireball - January 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 20, 2017 at 10:49 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 20, 2017 at 4:53 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 20, 2017 at 11:06 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rev. Rye - January 20, 2017 at 2:16 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Edwardo Piet - January 20, 2017 at 4:59 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 20, 2017 at 5:03 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 20, 2017 at 7:33 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Edwardo Piet - January 21, 2017 at 1:08 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 20, 2017 at 7:39 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 20, 2017 at 7:42 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 20, 2017 at 7:50 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 4:41 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by AceBoogie - January 21, 2017 at 6:49 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 1:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jesster - January 21, 2017 at 4:16 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 5:15 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:24 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by account_inactive - January 21, 2017 at 6:26 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:28 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 6:29 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:32 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 6:34 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:40 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 21, 2017 at 6:36 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 6:47 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:49 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 6:53 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:59 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by LastPoet - January 21, 2017 at 6:55 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 7:03 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 22, 2017 at 4:29 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 22, 2017 at 2:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 22, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 22, 2017 at 2:54 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 22, 2017 at 5:02 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Fireball - January 22, 2017 at 3:34 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 22, 2017 at 5:04 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 9:01 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2017 at 9:19 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 9:23 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2017 at 12:31 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 1:49 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by J a c k - January 23, 2017 at 10:02 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 23, 2017 at 1:22 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2017 at 2:03 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 5:25 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 24, 2017 at 2:13 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 24, 2017 at 5:29 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 24, 2017 at 1:59 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 24, 2017 at 4:38 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 24, 2017 at 2:24 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 25, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 26, 2017 at 9:04 am

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