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Satan Stole My Waffle
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
(January 17, 2017 at 2:12 pm)Faith No More Wrote: You see, that just boggles my mind.  I grew up in the United Methodist church, and you would have been laughed out if you said something like that.

I didn't even realize that there were actual grown adults that believed in demons until I was in my late teens.

All these different denominations and one book. It takes a book like the bible that is so open to interpretation anybody can find what they want in there. Everything except reality.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 10:09 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 17, 2017 at 10:30 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 11:44 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 17, 2017 at 3:03 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Ben Davis - January 17, 2017 at 10:35 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 17, 2017 at 10:39 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Faith No More - January 17, 2017 at 11:01 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 11:34 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Faith No More - January 17, 2017 at 2:12 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by LastPoet - January 17, 2017 at 11:03 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by brewer - January 17, 2017 at 11:08 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 17, 2017 at 11:08 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 11:27 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 11:30 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 11:52 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 17, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 17, 2017 at 11:48 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 17, 2017 at 3:14 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 1:10 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 1:44 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 1:51 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 17, 2017 at 3:19 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 3:35 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 17, 2017 at 1:58 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 2:04 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 17, 2017 at 3:06 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 17, 2017 at 3:37 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 17, 2017 at 3:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 17, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 17, 2017 at 3:14 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by account_inactive - January 17, 2017 at 3:19 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 17, 2017 at 3:20 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by account_inactive - January 17, 2017 at 3:41 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by brewer - January 17, 2017 at 3:24 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Minimalist - January 17, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by ignoramus - January 17, 2017 at 6:05 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 17, 2017 at 6:24 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by GUBU - January 23, 2017 at 7:46 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by energizer bunny - January 17, 2017 at 9:00 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 18, 2017 at 3:38 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by AceBoogie - January 17, 2017 at 10:00 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Fireball - January 18, 2017 at 12:58 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 18, 2017 at 2:36 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 18, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by ignoramus - January 18, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 19, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rhondazvous - January 19, 2017 at 8:10 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Crossless1 - January 19, 2017 at 9:02 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by LastPoet - January 19, 2017 at 10:09 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by I_am_not_mafia - January 19, 2017 at 1:56 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jackalope - January 19, 2017 at 4:14 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 19, 2017 at 2:59 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 19, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 19, 2017 at 3:38 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by ignoramus - January 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 20, 2017 at 5:06 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Fireball - January 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 20, 2017 at 10:49 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 20, 2017 at 4:53 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 20, 2017 at 11:06 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Rev. Rye - January 20, 2017 at 2:16 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Edwardo Piet - January 20, 2017 at 4:59 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 20, 2017 at 5:03 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 20, 2017 at 7:33 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Edwardo Piet - January 21, 2017 at 1:08 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 20, 2017 at 7:39 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 20, 2017 at 7:42 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 20, 2017 at 7:50 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 4:41 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by AceBoogie - January 21, 2017 at 6:49 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 1:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Jesster - January 21, 2017 at 4:16 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 5:15 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:24 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by account_inactive - January 21, 2017 at 6:26 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:28 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 6:29 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:32 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 6:34 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:40 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 21, 2017 at 6:36 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 6:47 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:49 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 6:53 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 21, 2017 at 6:59 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by LastPoet - January 21, 2017 at 6:55 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 21, 2017 at 7:03 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 22, 2017 at 4:29 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 22, 2017 at 2:13 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 22, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 22, 2017 at 2:54 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 22, 2017 at 5:02 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Fireball - January 22, 2017 at 3:34 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 22, 2017 at 5:04 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 9:01 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2017 at 9:19 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 9:23 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2017 at 12:31 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 1:49 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by J a c k - January 23, 2017 at 10:02 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 23, 2017 at 1:22 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2017 at 2:03 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 23, 2017 at 5:25 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 24, 2017 at 2:13 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 24, 2017 at 5:29 am
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 24, 2017 at 1:59 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 24, 2017 at 4:38 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by vorlon13 - January 24, 2017 at 2:24 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by SteelCurtain - January 25, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Satan Stole My Waffle - by Longhorn - January 26, 2017 at 9:04 am

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