(January 17, 2017 at 10:09 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: I put 4 waffles in my toaster oven this morning. But when I dumped them onto a plate, there were only 3. At first I thought it was just my bad eyesight. But I felt and looked everywhere and that renegade waffle wasn't nowhere. It had grown legs and walked away.
When I was a teen the Sunday school teacher told us when something is missing and we can't find it, it's because demons are hiding it and we need to rebuke the devil in the name of Jesus.
So I rebuke you, Satan. In the name of Jesus you unhand my waffle. You have no right to keep me from finding my waffle. It's mine and I bind your power over it in the name of Jesus.
There now I should be able to find it. It's probably right there on the plate.
lol omg this is funny. I had a similar experience when Satan tried to steal my lucky charms cereal. But i caught him red handed. (yes, his hands were literally red) and i smashed his hands with my fist (which made it redder). He never messed with me again after that. You can mess with a lot of things but nobody dare messes with my lucky charms.....They're magically delicious.
