If the Islamites feel compelled to solve their slacker/piety dichotomy the same way the Kilkenny cats solved their mutual problem . . . .
(Hey, I'd rather see atheism prevail via logic and argument, but if the believers want to throw us a bone on occasion)
(Hey, I'd rather see atheism prevail via logic and argument, but if the believers want to throw us a bone on occasion)

The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.