[ordering breakfast] "Where do your eggs come from?"
"Ermm... Hen's vaginas?"
"Chef's hurt himself."
"How badly?"
"Indescribably badly. He hit his head on a frying pan seventeen times."
"Now, this is the light switch which is on a timer which will give you plenty of time to take your key and insert it in the..."
[light goes out]
"... Arse!"
"Insert it in your arse?"
"Ermm... Hen's vaginas?"
"Chef's hurt himself."
"How badly?"
"Indescribably badly. He hit his head on a frying pan seventeen times."
"Now, this is the light switch which is on a timer which will give you plenty of time to take your key and insert it in the..."
[light goes out]
"... Arse!"
"Insert it in your arse?"