Oddest one that I can remember is: I was trying to clear a paper jam in my printer. My hand got caught and the printer was getting hotter and hotter. In walks Sarah Makem (my godfather's mum) carrying a teapot. I told her to go for help, she sang two choruses of 'The Little Beggerman' and flew out of the window.
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