There can be absolutely no doubt that Percy, the Pan-Galactic Pigeon, exists, is the creator or all, and will judge us all when we die.
For did the Prophet Dove (Seed be upon Him) not state, "For blessed are the believers, they will dwell in the Coop of Percy for all eternity. But damned are the non believers. They shall be as statues to the believers, and an eternity of dried crustiness shall be theirs!"
Repent, my friends.
Repent before it's too late!!!!!!
For did the Prophet Dove (Seed be upon Him) not state, "For blessed are the believers, they will dwell in the Coop of Percy for all eternity. But damned are the non believers. They shall be as statues to the believers, and an eternity of dried crustiness shall be theirs!"
Repent, my friends.
Repent before it's too late!!!!!!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"