"For the blessed and the meek will make peace with the Flock of Percy, but may drive them away by any means if they get bloody annoying."
**When pressed for clarification of this statement, a representative of the Church of Percy said, "I don't know! Our holy book is 3,000 years old. The writers had no idea what sort of weaponry would be available now!"
**When pressed for clarification of this statement, a representative of the Church of Percy said, "I don't know! Our holy book is 3,000 years old. The writers had no idea what sort of weaponry would be available now!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
