Blackadder has just been made the archbishop of Canterbury:
"So, Brother Baldrick, we have to come up with ways of making money out of this"
"Well, sir, we can make good money from selling indulgences, and there's a strong market for religious relics. Also, selling the sexual favours of nuns."
"Selling the sexual favours of nuns? Do you mean people actually pay for it?"
"Yes. Foreign business men, other nuns..."
"So, Brother Baldrick, we have to come up with ways of making money out of this"
"Well, sir, we can make good money from selling indulgences, and there's a strong market for religious relics. Also, selling the sexual favours of nuns."
"Selling the sexual favours of nuns? Do you mean people actually pay for it?"
"Yes. Foreign business men, other nuns..."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
