Why would a perfect being make an imperfect world?

[brewer]

So self diagnosed and claiming that you meet the requirements of the ADA with no other documentation or supporting evidence. It does not work that way. I won't take your word for it. I'm not quite sure why you feel you should be able to play the ADA or disability card. Pity? Excuse? I consider it an offense to those I know who are disabled. Therefore I consider it an offense to me. 

If you say you have a poor memory, fine, I'll accept that. If you claim that it rises to the level to be considered a disability by society (not just you) then you'll have to put up or shut up.

Yes, failure to produce my medical records on your demand certainly proves I don't have any.  And surely you are well within your rights to ask for my most personal information.  Why would any person care that everyone here knew their private medical information?  Hell, who wouldn't want everyone to know they had dementia or Alzheimer?  That's the kind of thing you just run through the streets telling everyone because it's not like the words associated with brain disorders carry negative stereotypes.  That's why I really, REALLY wish I was paranoid schizophrenic!  I really think it would help me get more babysitting jobs.  Fucking moron.

I don't give a fuck if some argumentative prick on the Internet believes me or not.  News flash, jackass.  You don't have a right to not be offended.  Which is good for you because what you did was INCREDIBLY offensive.  But I get it.  You're arrogant and not that bright.  It's not your fault.  You just sincerely do not understand why someone would choose not to share a medical diagnosis for brain disorder with strangers on the Internet, or why asking makes you the biggest fucking prick I've ever talked to.  Hey, and it's also okay to walk up to people in wheelchairs and demand to see their legs so you can make sure they've really atrophied and they are not just seeking pity or using it as an excuse.  That's perfectly acceptable.

So yeah, it does fucking work that way.  You take me at my word or you don't.  Why don't you go ask those you know who are disabled, "What's wrong with you?  Did a doctor tell you that or are you 'self diagnosed', because if you're self diagnosed you're not really disabled, you know."  See how long it takes a few disabled "friends" to kick your fucking ass.  And hey, let me know how that goes.

This is why I hate too many atheists gathering in one place.  We tend to be smug and used to arguing.  I know what this really is.  "Hey everyone!  Look how good an atheist I am!  I just caught someone making a claim he is unable to prove.  He says he's unwilling to produce his medical records and that they're none of my business, but that means unable because he doesn't have them and I totally proved what a kickass atheist I am by being a disrespectful ass and demanding proof!"  What this really is is pathetic.

By the way, I'm not sure you really have "disabled friends".  What are their names and medical diagnoses?  Because to me this sounds a little too close to the Republican "black friend" claim that I always found so dubious.  Why would you make this claim?  Pity?  Excuse?  You're just a prick?

Quite the self indulgent entitlement rant. You self identify, therefore you are, and we all have to accept. Well, good for you, that should take you far in life. 

Me thinks thou dost protest to much. Why would you go over the top in your emotional responses. And then wish harm to come to me. Because I'm correct? 

I never requested medical records, but OK, you continue to obsess on that. I believe I asked for supporting information. You threw a hissy fit. Nice diversion tactic for something I now don't believe exists. 

No disabled friends, disabled associates. In the past, disabled clients, medical clients. 

I may be a prick at times, but I consider you a fake. A dishonest poser.