Have you read the good book?

[ignoramus]

I was forced to read bits of it as homework for religious instruction class!
now I'm only a bit of an idiot!

That was in the bad old days when Christianity thought it was the only religion worth studying in Australia.

As someone who has read it all the way through I would honestly recommend reading it, just not the parts that are fiction.

So, read the covers.

Now you've confused me further! The front cover states: Holy bible.
Awaiting further instructions......