please be careful. grandma is Google searching!

[Pat Mustard]

Things you do don't want grandma and pops to read!

I'd hate to think of a little of lady google searching whether defrosting grease paper helps it to unwrap  the contents easier
and then the first link is one of Vorlon's vile post from " say something shitty to the poster below you" thread about sticking a frozen turd up your clacker to defrost!

To all those nice grandmas reading this,  I apologise sincerely for that very bad man!
Things we shouldn't post which can come up in Google searches:

Eg:  "Recipe for beef vindaloo? Granny, go stick that eggplant in your hairy vajaja!"
       " choice magazine: dyson comparison! Grandma, use it to clean those ancient dags still klinging around your sphincter!"

See guys, we shouldn't be posting things like this....

Both my grannies are dead, therefore it doesn't matter which Vorlon fantasies crop up on google.