What would change your mind?

[Nonpareil]

Yeah, everyone is hard to live with - especially people who think they're right all the time.  God could be impossible to cohabitate with and if it ends badly He'd be the last one you want stalking you.

And you just know that God would be the kind of flat mate who never does the dishes and is always late with His half of the water bill.

Boru

And then when you try to tell him that water ain't free, you end up having to nail together a boat in your backyard and herding all your neighbors onto it.