Evidence God Exists

[Anymouse]

Everything must exist, even if it is nothing. Hence: it is proven.

Nothing also exists. Isn't that fascinating?

You know, Miss Aerzia, I become more and more convinced you are a Discordian every post you make. Hail Eris. Fnord. Here's a quote from the holy book of Eris; The Magnum Opiate of Malcalypse the Younger: Principia Discordia; or, How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her, 5th ed.

From the introductory matter, last page before the beginning of Principia (the intro pages are not numbered), an interview with Malcalypse the Younger, KSC (Knight of the Sacred Chao, one of the founders of Discordianism; his official title is "Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold and High Priest of the Para-theoanametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric [POEE]")

Interviewer: Is Eris true?
Mal-2: Everything is true.
I: Even false things?
M-2: Even false things are true.
I: How can that be?
M-2: I don't know, man, I didn't do it.
I: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M-2: To dissolve them.
I: Will you develop that point?
M-2: No.

James, Discordian Wiccan, POEE.