Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

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Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

March 23, 2017 at 6:30 am

Indeed.

"How come you never talked before?"

"Up to now, everything was alright!"

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 12:55 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 1:32 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Minimalist - March 23, 2017 at 1:41 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Jesster - March 23, 2017 at 1:45 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 1:53 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 1:54 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 6:24 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 23, 2017 at 6:30 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Mister Agenda - March 23, 2017 at 10:20 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 10:49 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 23, 2017 at 10:44 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Neo-Scholastic - March 23, 2017 at 12:47 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Harry Nevis - March 23, 2017 at 1:33 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 11:40 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Pat Mustard - March 23, 2017 at 2:58 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 23, 2017 at 3:43 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Pat Mustard - March 26, 2017 at 9:36 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 26, 2017 at 5:57 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 12:29 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 23, 2017 at 12:35 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 2:11 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 23, 2017 at 2:48 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 4:57 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 8:19 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 8:31 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 8:38 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 8:42 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Harry Nevis - March 24, 2017 at 9:23 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 2:38 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 7:12 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 24, 2017 at 7:17 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 25, 2017 at 8:22 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 25, 2017 at 4:06 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Grand Nudger - March 24, 2017 at 3:05 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 5:01 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Grand Nudger - March 24, 2017 at 7:03 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Angrboda - March 25, 2017 at 8:34 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2017 at 10:50 am

Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by KUSA - March 25, 2017 at 1:40 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 26, 2017 at 6:39 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by CapnAwesome - March 26, 2017 at 10:34 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Industrial Atheist - March 26, 2017 at 10:04 pm

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