Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

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Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

March 23, 2017 at 2:58 pm

(March 23, 2017 at 11:40 am)godlessheatheness Wrote: But Satan wasn't a thing yet. it was just a snake. it says so in the bible

(March 23, 2017 at 10:20 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: I think the usual Christian view is that talking animals are like ventriloquist's dummies. Satan was speaking through the serpent and an angel was speaking through Balam's ass...I know, that doesn't sound right.

Of course, why punish the serpent instead of the ventriloquist?

Satan didn't really become the devil we know and love until Milton got his talons into him. All throughout the bible satan acts as yhwh's most hardworking, most loyal servant, doing all jobs asked no matter how shitty.

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Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 12:55 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 1:32 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Minimalist - March 23, 2017 at 1:41 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Jesster - March 23, 2017 at 1:45 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 1:53 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 1:54 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 6:24 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 23, 2017 at 6:30 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Mister Agenda - March 23, 2017 at 10:20 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 10:49 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 23, 2017 at 10:44 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Neo-Scholastic - March 23, 2017 at 12:47 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Harry Nevis - March 23, 2017 at 1:33 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 11:40 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Pat Mustard - March 23, 2017 at 2:58 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 23, 2017 at 3:43 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Pat Mustard - March 26, 2017 at 9:36 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 26, 2017 at 5:57 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 12:29 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 23, 2017 at 12:35 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 2:11 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 23, 2017 at 2:48 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 4:57 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 8:19 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 8:31 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 8:38 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 8:42 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Harry Nevis - March 24, 2017 at 9:23 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 2:38 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 7:12 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 24, 2017 at 7:17 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 25, 2017 at 8:22 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 25, 2017 at 4:06 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Grand Nudger - March 24, 2017 at 3:05 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 5:01 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Grand Nudger - March 24, 2017 at 7:03 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Angrboda - March 25, 2017 at 8:34 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2017 at 10:50 am

Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by KUSA - March 25, 2017 at 1:40 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 26, 2017 at 6:39 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by CapnAwesome - March 26, 2017 at 10:34 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Industrial Atheist - March 26, 2017 at 10:04 pm

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