Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

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Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

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RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed?

March 26, 2017 at 10:34 am (This post was last modified: March 26, 2017 at 10:35 am by CapnAwesome.)

(March 23, 2017 at 12:55 am)godlessheatheness Wrote: One to destroy all of humanity and one talking ass. it wasn't the : cause the devil wasn't a thing when the snake fed them, God made a snake that talked just to fuck shit up.

I don't know about the ass I actually just googled "how many talking animals are in the bible?" 2. But why???

I feel like this question is more important and I haven't seen anyone else bring it up. It's driving me crazy.

He didn't. God isn't real and parrots are the only animals that talk.

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Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 12:55 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 1:32 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Minimalist - March 23, 2017 at 1:41 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Jesster - March 23, 2017 at 1:45 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 1:53 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 1:54 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 6:24 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 23, 2017 at 6:30 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Mister Agenda - March 23, 2017 at 10:20 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 10:49 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 23, 2017 at 10:44 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Neo-Scholastic - March 23, 2017 at 12:47 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Harry Nevis - March 23, 2017 at 1:33 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by godlessheatheness - March 23, 2017 at 11:40 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Pat Mustard - March 23, 2017 at 2:58 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 23, 2017 at 3:43 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Pat Mustard - March 26, 2017 at 9:36 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 26, 2017 at 5:57 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 12:29 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 23, 2017 at 12:35 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2017 at 2:11 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 23, 2017 at 2:48 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2017 at 4:57 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 8:19 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 8:31 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 8:38 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 8:42 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Harry Nevis - March 24, 2017 at 9:23 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 2:38 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 7:12 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 24, 2017 at 7:17 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 25, 2017 at 8:22 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Cyberman - March 25, 2017 at 4:06 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Grand Nudger - March 24, 2017 at 3:05 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by John V - March 24, 2017 at 5:01 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Grand Nudger - March 24, 2017 at 7:03 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by Angrboda - March 25, 2017 at 8:34 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2017 at 10:50 am

Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by KUSA - March 25, 2017 at 1:40 pm

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 26, 2017 at 6:39 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by CapnAwesome - March 26, 2017 at 10:34 am

RE: Why did god only make exactly the number of talking animals that he needed? - by The Industrial Atheist - March 26, 2017 at 10:04 pm

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