(March 30, 2017 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Two things you can do to fuck with a cashier, not in a mean way, but to get a "huh" look respond with the following.
Cashier, "Will that be paper or plastic?"
You, "Yes"
They cant argue with that answer, it will be paper or plastic. But if you want to respond "titanium".
Cashier, " Will that be cash, credit or check?"
You, "Yes"
Again, same reason, but if you want, offer them a pelt or farm animal.
A old mate of mine used to go to the drive through lane at McDonald's and order a Whopper. When informed that he was at McDonald's and not Burger King, he'd apologize and change his order and ask for a two piece original recipe with coleslaw.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
