how did I become atheist?
I was kidnapped as a child by a roving band of derelict and abusive atheists. I eventually wound up in an atheists only brothel only accessible from Lower Wacker Drive in Chicago where I grew up supporting myself by cleaning the unspeakably filthy dildoes.
In what little spare time I had I was drilled mercilessly in atheist dogma by a sexually abusive communist interrogator from East Germany. Despite my several failed escape attempts, I was nevertheless beaten daily and denied medical care. I also was forced to proselytize for other potential atheists at several downtown Chicago Radio Shacks and at a Zayre store in Kenosha. And the sexual abuse, atheist indoctrination, and beatings continued.
To insure my compliance I was forced to watch theists they had captured be forced to eat their own hands if they did not sound sincere when they renounced Jesus. They also made Mormons eat my snot when I was sick.
I now have PTSD, an allergy to pistachios . . .
the horror, the horror . . . .
I was kidnapped as a child by a roving band of derelict and abusive atheists. I eventually wound up in an atheists only brothel only accessible from Lower Wacker Drive in Chicago where I grew up supporting myself by cleaning the unspeakably filthy dildoes.
In what little spare time I had I was drilled mercilessly in atheist dogma by a sexually abusive communist interrogator from East Germany. Despite my several failed escape attempts, I was nevertheless beaten daily and denied medical care. I also was forced to proselytize for other potential atheists at several downtown Chicago Radio Shacks and at a Zayre store in Kenosha. And the sexual abuse, atheist indoctrination, and beatings continued.
To insure my compliance I was forced to watch theists they had captured be forced to eat their own hands if they did not sound sincere when they renounced Jesus. They also made Mormons eat my snot when I was sick.
I now have PTSD, an allergy to pistachios . . .
the horror, the horror . . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
