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Here Comes The War on Easter!
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RE: Here Comes The War on Easter!
kinda hard to take protestations regarding a supposed 'war on Easter' seriously when the Christer crowd is forever unsure of whether or not Jesus was crucified on Thursday or Friday (on their lunar calendrical reckoning) or both days. And the 'both' option is pretty much forced upon them lest scripture be impugned.

Raising doubts, as scripture does, with clearly contradictory tales wields more to harm the 'sanctity' of Easter than the fucking label on a Cadbury egg wrapper.
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Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Minimalist - April 4, 2017 at 12:06 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Isis - April 4, 2017 at 12:20 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Cyberman - April 4, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 4, 2017 at 12:43 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by vorlon13 - April 4, 2017 at 2:14 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Jackalope - April 4, 2017 at 2:31 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by vorlon13 - April 4, 2017 at 6:08 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 4, 2017 at 2:45 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Pat Mustard - April 4, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Shell B - April 4, 2017 at 3:17 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Amarok - April 4, 2017 at 5:37 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by The Valkyrie - April 4, 2017 at 6:11 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by vorlon13 - April 4, 2017 at 6:12 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Jackalope - April 4, 2017 at 7:57 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Joods - April 5, 2017 at 5:04 am
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Aroura - April 4, 2017 at 6:14 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by brewer - April 4, 2017 at 6:47 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by The Valkyrie - April 4, 2017 at 6:49 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by brewer - April 4, 2017 at 8:07 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by brewer - April 4, 2017 at 7:35 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Minimalist - April 4, 2017 at 7:07 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by The Valkyrie - April 4, 2017 at 7:17 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Minimalist - April 4, 2017 at 7:18 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 4, 2017 at 8:35 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by The Valkyrie - April 4, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Minimalist - April 4, 2017 at 7:22 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by vorlon13 - April 4, 2017 at 7:50 pm
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by surreptitious57 - April 5, 2017 at 2:01 am
RE: Here Comes The War on Easter! - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 5, 2017 at 7:49 am

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