(April 6, 2017 at 5:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A farmer left his house one evening, walked into the middle of a field and stood there, utterly still.
He stood there for days, then a week, then a month.
Finally a neighbour went out to ask him what he's doing?
"I want to get into the Guinness Book of records," the farmer replied.
His neighbour was confused.
"In the category of being outstanding in my field."
I really hate you, ok not really, but I love cornball crap like this, and the bittersweet part of it is my mom is not here because I would call her right now just to tell her this joke over the phone.