Mick and Paddy walk into a job centre seeking work.
There's nothing much available and then Mick spots a job opening:
"Tree fellers wanted urgently. Top Salaries Paid!"
Mick jabs Paddy in the ribs and says, "That would be perfect. Shame there's only two of us!"
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Meanwhile two Maori fellas, Rangi and Hemi, are also in the job centre, but accidentally wander into the post office that shares the same space. There, they see a wanted poster,
"Wanted: two Caucasian men for multiple armed robberies and drug manufacture."
Rangi shows the poster to Hemi and says, "Fucking whiteys! They get all the good jobs!"
There's nothing much available and then Mick spots a job opening:
"Tree fellers wanted urgently. Top Salaries Paid!"
Mick jabs Paddy in the ribs and says, "That would be perfect. Shame there's only two of us!"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Meanwhile two Maori fellas, Rangi and Hemi, are also in the job centre, but accidentally wander into the post office that shares the same space. There, they see a wanted poster,
"Wanted: two Caucasian men for multiple armed robberies and drug manufacture."
Rangi shows the poster to Hemi and says, "Fucking whiteys! They get all the good jobs!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"