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J.P. Moreland believes that sperm cells have immortal souls.
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RE: J.P. Moreland believes that sperm cells have immortal souls.
So do I level up with those souls when I masturbate?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: J.P. Moreland believes that sperm cells have immortal souls. - by Lucanus - April 25, 2017 at 4:04 am

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