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Mudhammam · March 25, 2014 at 7:42 am

Can you imagine if Jesus' sperm would have had the chance to get inside a woman? Our Earth could have been populated by little God-people. How fucking sweet would that have been? Homo spiritans, perhaps?

~~tor~~ · March 25, 2014 at 7:44 am

(March 25, 2014 at 7:42 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Can you imagine if Jesus' sperm would have had the chance to get inside a woman? Our Earth could have been populated by little God-people. How fucking sweet would that have been? Homo spiritans, perhaps?

Mudhammam · (This post was last modified: March 25, 2014 at 7:58 am by Mudhammam.)

You know blonde on the right is thinking about his cock in her mouth.

My imaginary friend is GOD · March 25, 2014 at 8:01 am

(March 25, 2014 at 7:44 am)tor Wrote:

Literally laughing out loud. MAN.

No_God · March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am

~~tor~~ · (This post was last modified: March 25, 2014 at 8:20 am by tor.)

I still can't fucking understand why people think jesus is god because seriously why the fuck pick iron palestine as a landing location WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?
WHYYYY!? This is fucking retarded!

My imaginary friend is GOD · March 25, 2014 at 8:22 am

(March 25, 2014 at 8:18 am)tor Wrote: I still can't fucking understand why people think jesus is god because seriously why the fuck pick iron age Jerusalem as a landing spot WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?
WHYYYY!? This is fucking retarded!

In Jesus Christ Superstar 2000, Judas asks Jesus pretty much why that is, while assuming that he is indeed God.

~~tor~~ · (This post was last modified: March 25, 2014 at 8:26 am by tor.)

No seriously. First he hands a stone with 10 rules to moses.
Then waits 1500 years then visits iron age palestine.
Then is gone for 2000 years and nobody hears from him again.
And it all began with adam eating an apple.
Seriously the only reason people believe this is because many people already believe this. No fucking way could this bullshit get popular if somebody made it up today.
Btw without religion we would probably already cure mental and physical illnesses, explore space and time. Religion is the biggest problem humanity faces.

Modler · March 25, 2014 at 10:09 am

(March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:

Aawww

That is at least four grandchildren for the Holy Ghost right there!

Perhaps all the people who claims that they are speaking with God on a daily basis, are those who still have a bit ghost-genes in them Hehe

Fidel_Castronaut · March 25, 2014 at 10:13 am

Supposedly god must also carry sperm if we're made in his image. And ovaries too.

Imagine that? That's a clusterfuck of an image if ever I thought of one.

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