While taking my shower this morning, I noticed a dark brown line across my chest, just below my collarbone. After dressing in panic, I rushed to the closest hospital.
The doc examined me (making those non-committal physician noises we all know so well) then said, 'Wait here, I'll be right back.'
Ten minutes later he comes back into the room and hands me a beaker full of sludge and says, 'Drink this, you'll be fine.'
I took the beaker, had a sniff and said, 'Fuck's sake, Doc...this smells like shit!'
He said, 'It IS shit...you're a quart low.'
Boru
The doc examined me (making those non-committal physician noises we all know so well) then said, 'Wait here, I'll be right back.'
Ten minutes later he comes back into the room and hands me a beaker full of sludge and says, 'Drink this, you'll be fine.'
I took the beaker, had a sniff and said, 'Fuck's sake, Doc...this smells like shit!'
He said, 'It IS shit...you're a quart low.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
