Add-ons to make ramen more interesting?

[Jackalope]

Try adding a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a butterscotch malt.

No car, and I can do  a microwave, but not a fry cooker. I'd wind up head first into that. Bad for the complexion.

In that case, simply microwave up some small tender children and throw em in with a splash of Frank's Redhot.